Whack 'Em Smack 'Em Byrons Remarked

Whack 'Em Smack 'Em Byrons, the best darned Whack A Mole game on the ColecoVision (and the SG-1000! And the SpectraVideo SV-328! And the CreatiVision, whatever that is!), has been pumped up to 1986 standards in this Master System... remaster. Uh, maybe we'd better call it Whack 'Em Smack 'Em Byrons Remarked to cut down on the confusion. 

This time the fast-paced, bear-bopping fun has been taken to the next level with an illustrated storyline, a new "half-time" intermission scene, added animation, hidden content revealed with a secret controller code, and most importantly, vibrant cartoon artwork that puts the graphics in the ColecoVision game to shame. Between the brighter colors and the wealth of added details, we're sure you'll agree that Whack 'Em Smack 'Em Byrons has never looked better!

Whack 'Em Smack 'Em Byrons Remarked. It's the Sega Master System game starring an obnoxious furry orange critter that you'll actually WANT to play!

UPDATE: Animations can now be skipped. Left hand side of the screen during the introduction is covered to suppress onscreen junk. General layout adjustment in the credits screen to accommodate CRT displays. (Good lord, you're still using one of these back-breaking power suckers? Hello, the 21st century called. It invites you to come join it and suffer along with the rest of us.)

UPDATE: Byron's gone Brazilian in this South American localization of Whack 'Em Smack 'Em Byrons! Expect the same hijinx as the original, with a Portuguese translation* and a slice of refreshing tropical flavor. You might even find extra content if you poke around a little...

* Translation done with language tools on DuckDuckGo. I asked Itch.IO if that was considered generative artificial intelligence, and the question was apparently so stupid they didn't bother to reply. I'll take their silence as a "no."